Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai....bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai....
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai ...sahi bola apun NE...SMS bole to ...
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine
ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya....
Viru : Wah bhai....par kaise??
Ghanta : Self Control yaar...Self Control !!!
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Teacher : What is MATHS?
Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke
liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai...
aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai....
batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?
Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya...
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha
"BODY AAGAYI KYA?"
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi...
Santa Bola "Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!"
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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle
Mera bahut lambaa hai....
Girl : Kya?
Circuit : ANUBHAV...
Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon...
Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai....
Circuit : Kya?
Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!
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Sardarni : Pata hai ...aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !
Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??
Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ....
Ab to hame jaane do ...hum bahot thak gaye hai.... !!
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