Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed,
this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm.
This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants
to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FYOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to
do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer
to #3.Then you RUN!
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know
to give them a good laugh,
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