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Sonu-Tujhe Sharam Nai Aati Tu
Apni Biwi K sath Kapde Dho Raha Tha
Monu-Is Me Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai..
..Wo B To Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti Hai
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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,
duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)
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Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai
bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne
1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...
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Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi
BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo
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Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest
When Judges Came Near Him
He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai
Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho
Sonu- ULLU
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Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao
Pati-Abhi Ni
Bv:Sunao Na
Pati-lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe
Mar jauga mai sanam.
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