Santa's wife had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband.
She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note.
The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed
Since they where too heavy and added to the postage .
You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater
A man: 'Santa, tell me,
Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk
In the evening not in the morning?'
SANTA: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sanata saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
Girl said- 'What R U doing...?'
Santa replied- ' B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar'
Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
SANTA goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!'
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