Monday, November 8, 2010

Jokes Of Mr. Bean

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1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that
you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bea n: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand 
what I just told you?
Mr. Bea n: Yes of course, 
do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bea n: Because that proves 
that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bea n: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bea n: Are you trying to fool me, 
you've just twisted the figure, 
the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bea n: I'd like some 
vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bea n: Any will do, 
my grandson doesn't know 
the alphabet yet!!


4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bea n: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, 
what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bea n: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do 
you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bea n: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bea n: Because the 
priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 
4 better and 4worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you 
borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bea n: What do you mean ok, 
I thought it's a horror film. 
I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bea n: Head Cleaner.


7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bea n:(crying) the doctor called, 
Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bea n cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bea n: my sister just called, 
her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. 
I got stuck in an elevator 
for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bea n: That's alright, 
me too...
I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bea n's Son: Dad, what is 
the spelling of successful.. ..
is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bea n: Make it three c to be sure!

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