Saturday, January 8, 2011

TYPICAL WORK WEEK (*-*)







Kyun lagta hai ki







Kyun lagta hai ki tum mere pass baithi ho

jab ki hamare beech meelon ki doori hai



kyun mera dil akele mein tumse baat karta hai

jab ki door talak tanhai faili hai



kun tera chehra khuli aankhon mein dikhta hai

jab ki tum yahan nahi ho



kyun lagta hai ki tum bahut door ho

jab ki tum dil ke bahut kareeb ho



kyun lagta hai ki tum yahan nahi ho

jab ki dil mein tum hi tum ho.

TAKING A WOMAN to BED - Funny



What is the difference between girls/woman 
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and78




At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.



At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.





At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.






At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.





At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.




At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.






At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!






At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Machine Gun Factory - Have U Ever Seen
















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