Friday, November 19, 2010

When I See You Smile... I Can Do Anything

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When I see you smile

Sometimes I wonder
How I'd ever make it through
Through this world without having you
I just wouldn't have a clue
Sometimes it seems like this world's closing in on me
And there's no way of breaking free
Then I See you reach out for me, oh
Sometimes I wanna give up
Wanna give in
Wanna quit the fight



Then one look at you
baby
Can make everything ahight
Make everything alright


When I see you smile
I can face the world
Oh, you know I can do anything
When I see you smile
I see a ray of light
Oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Baby when I see you smile at me


Baby there's nothing in this world that could ever do
What the touch of your hand can do
It's like nothing I ever knew
And when the rain is fallin'
I dont feel it 'coz you're here with me
And one look at you baby
Its all I ever need
It's all that I ever need


When I see you smile
I can face the world
Oh, you know I can do anything

When I see you smile
I see a ray of light
Oh I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Babay when I see you smile at me

Sometimes I wanna give up
Wanna give in
Wanan quit the fight
Then one look at you Baby
Can make everything alright
Make everything alright


When I see you smile
I can face the world
Oh, you know I can do anything
When I see you smile
I see a ray of light
Oh I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Baby when I see You smile at me...

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Types of Marketing ( Funny )


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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
 a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to 
her and pointing at you says,
 "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say,
 "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up 
to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, 
pick up her bag after she drops it,
and offer her A ride, and then say, "By the way,
 I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 
"You are very rich..I want to marry you"
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

Does Women Better Than Men?

10 Things Women Do Better Than Men

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1. We evolve hotter.

A recent study revealed that women are getting better 
looking through evolution; meanwhile, men are staying 
the same. After following more than 2,000 people through 
four decades of life, the study showed that attractive 
women had 16 percent more children than average-looking
 chicks and that beautiful people are 36 percent more 
likely to have a daughter as their firstborn. All those 
gorgeous daughters mean more beautiful women
 than in past generations.

While surfing through the web for my today's post 
I saw this article on COSMOPOLITAN, found it interesting,
 so decided to share with you.Tons of recent studies 
proving that women have some amazing abilities 
that men lack. We have listed ten of our favorites.




2. We survive car accidents more often.

This is sad but true: Men are 77 percent more likely to 
die in a car accident than women, according to a study 
done by Carnegie Mellon University. Our boyfriends should 
be thanking us when we nag them to "Wear your seatbelt!"




3. We're better at seeking comfort.

A Mind survey of 2,000 people revealed that women are
 far more likely than men to talk through their problems.
 Fifty-three percent of women talk to their friends about
 what's stressing them out, as opposed to 29 percent of men.




4. We're more recession-proof.

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 80 percent of 
those who have lost their jobs since December 2007 have
 been men. Ouch. This could be because male-dominated 
fields have been hit the hardest, like manufacturing and
 finance. That really sucks…but hey, maybe it's time
 more men became nurses and educators.




5. We graduate college more often.

We already know that female enrollment is higher than 
male, but the Department of Education's statistics reveal 
that men are also less likely than women to graduate 
and get their bachelor's degrees. Men are also more likely 
to take longer than five years to complete their degree.




6. We eat healthier.

A survey of more than 14,000 people, conducted by the
 University of Minnesota, showed that women choose far 
healthier foods than men. While men are more likely to 
chow down on frozen pizza and red meat, women are 
piling fruits and veggies onto their plates. It all sounds 
pretty obvious, but we get so much grief for our 
chocolate addictions that we just had to point this one out!




7. We have stronger immune systems.

No wonder men act like such babies when they have a 
sniffle — women really do have stronger immune systems 
than men! If there are little battles going on in our bodies,
 women have a secret weapon: estrogen. A study done by 
McGill University indicated that estrogen gives women an
 edge when it comes to fighting off infections. That's 
because estrogen confronts a certain enzyme that often
 hinders the body's first line of defense against 
bacteria and viruses.




8. We live longer.

Among the world's population of those who are over 
100 years old, 85 percent are women, according to 
the New England Centenarian Study. In general, women 
continue to live five to 10 years longer than men as well.




9. We're better managers, especially in this economy.

This one is a little controversial, but a slew of experts 
are confident that women make greater bosses because
 they are better listeners, mentors, problem solvers, 
and multitaskers than their male counterparts. 
In a recent Daily News article, management expert
 Jay Forte said, "It's a very service-oriented economy 
[right now], so you need employees to be motivated. 
Women are better connectors than men and more astute
 about knowing how to activate passion in their employees."




10. We invest better.

A study of 100,000 portfolios showed that women's
 investment returns outperform men's, 18 percent to
 11 percent. This could be because women are typically 
more cautious with their investment 
decisions and think longer term.
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Silent in the dark

So many words go unspoken,
As we linger here in the dark.
There is a thing or two I wish you to know,
But all the words seem to slip away,
As you tenderly wrap me in your embrace.

Still I wish I could find a way to say,
I never thought dreams could come true
Yet you showed me that they do,
When you came into my life.
You set my soul free,
With every kiss we share.

That from the moment I saw your face,
These feelings washed over me
Like a tidal wave agaist the jagged shore.
Tell me you feel the same.
Tell me there is nowhere else you would rather be.
Then here at this momemnt in each others arms.

So many words go unspoken
As we linger here in the dark.
Trying to find a way to let the other know
How wonderful life is here together silent in the dark.

India or Bharat


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Which is my country?

“India” or “Bharat”



Which is my motherland? Is it India or Bharat?

This is indeed a tricky question. Don’t feel the same?



If we look at the provisions mentioned in the Indian 
constitution then

we notice that in the English version it is said that 
‘we the people of

India’ whereas the Hindi version says, 
‘we the people of Bharat’.

The English version of the constitution says 
that India means Bharat,

which is a union of states whereas the 
Hindi version says that Bharat i.e.,

India is a union of states.



The above description clearly says that India is 
known by two names.

This is confusing, India in English and Bharat in Hindi. 
When we look

around us then we see that American English,
 Hindi and any other

European language, America is America,
 Russia is Russia,

Japan is Japan and Germany is Germany, 
England is England.

The names of these countries have not been 
translated in their own languages.



When we look at our currency notes and coins,

we see that in Hindi it is written
 ‘Bharatiya Reserve Bank’

and in English it is written
 ‘reserve bank of India’.

Even on coins we can see India written in
 English and Bharat in Hindi.

The gazette is known as Gazette of India in 
Englishand Bharat ka Rajpatra in Hindi.



This needs attention that all the countries 
left the names

that they used prior to their independence. 
Old Viceroy House

is now known as Rashtrapati Bhavan and
 the road leading to it is

known as Rajpath. Almost all the roads in 
Delhi have own names.

Connaught Place is now known as Rajiv Chowk, 
the names of our cities

have also changed, then Bombay is now Mumbai, 
Madras is now Chennai,

Calcutta is now Kolkata, 
Trivandrum is now Tiruvanthapuram.

The names of many other cities have also changed.



Not only that the name of Victoria Terminus Station 
in Mumbai is now known as Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj 
Terminus, Sahara and Santacruz airports are now
 known as Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport. 
Palam airport is now known as Indira Gandhi 
International Air- port and Dum-Dum airport at
 Kolkata is now known as Subhash Chandra 
International airport. The list of names is unending 
which shows that we do not want to retain old 
names of slavery there- fore we are changing those 
names. But, some still not very fortunate, 
for example, India Gate of Delhi, Gate- way of India of
 Mumbai, are still known by their old names 
whereas they should have been renamed long
 time back as Bharat ka Rajdwar and Bharat ka Dwar.



The statues of British rulers and other prominent 
personalities before independence have been
 removed and kept at museums but it is our misfortune
 that we have not thought of renaming India. 
British had named our country as India whereas our
 country is known as Bharat since ancient times by
 the name of the son of Dushyant and Shankuntala, Bharat.



A small amendment in our constitution can overcome 
the confusion of two names, in which several 
amendments have already been done. 
The phrase mentioned in English version of the
 constitution, ‘India that is’ should be removed. 
In the same way, the phrase ‘it means India’
 from Hindi version should also be removed.



Will our government, our leaders, our politicians,
 educationists, citizens of our country think on 
the same lines that the confusion of two names 
should not be continued anymore? 
Only one name
 ‘Bharat’ will be used in all languages 
whether in Hindi or any other international language.

Amezing Wall Art

This artist got a talent.
His drawings look more like photos. And it's amazing.
I would hire this guy to decorate the walls of my house.













































Laughter Dose

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko 
kaun chala rahela hai ?

Circuit : Bhai....bole to apun ka desh to 
SMS chala rahela hai....

Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?

Circuit : Bhai ...sahi bola apun NE...SMS bole to ...
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine 
ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya....

Viru : Wah bhai....par kaise??

Ghanta : Self Control yaar...Self Control !!!

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Teacher : What is MATHS?

Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke 
liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai...
aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai....
batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?

Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!

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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya...



Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha 
"BODY AAGAYI KYA?"



Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi...



Santa Bola "Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!"

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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle



Mera bahut lambaa hai....

Girl : Kya?

Circuit : ANUBHAV...

Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon...



Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai....

Circuit : Kya?

Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!

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Sardarni : Pata hai ...aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !

Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??

Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ....



Ab to hame jaane do ...hum bahot thak gaye hai.... !!

Google Ultimate Multi-Purpose Device

Google Ultimate Multi-Purpose Device
Guess what you can do with a touch screen,
camera, scanner, WiFi, and google maps ...
View a building through it,
and it gives you all the information
about that building....


Choose a building and touch a floor and
it tells you more details of the building.
You can use it when you want to know a
car model, an insect name, what kind of
food is served at a restaurant and how much,
who built a bridge, etc. etc.


Its got a scanner built in.


so you can use it this way when you want to
check the meaning of a word in the newspaper,
book, magazine, etc. It would be much easier
to read a real book. You can use the dictionary,
wikipedia, thesaurus and anything else
available on the web. What do you think?


Indoor guide:Works in a building, airport,
station, hospital, etc.


Automatic simultaneous translation: here
Latin to English.


Search keyword: Helpful when you want to
find out a word from a lot of text in
newspaper/book.


Nutrition: This kind of function would
be helpful for health freaks..

So Enjoy Bachelor Life

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