Saturday, November 13, 2010

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GIRL & BOY

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TRUE LOVE STORY---BELIVE IT OR NOT-READ

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This is a real story of a young college girl who
passed away last month in Chandigarh
.Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She is working in a call centre.
She has a boy friend named Shankar .
Both of them are true lovers.
They always hang on the phone.
You can never see her without her handphone.

In fact she also changed her phone
from Airtel to Hutch,
so both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with shankar .

Priya's family knows about their relationship.

Shankar is very close with Priya's family.
(just imagine their love) .

Before she passed away shealways told her friends
"If I pass away please burn me with my handphone"

she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body,
I was there.
A lot of them tried to do so but still cant,
everybody including me, had tried to carry the body,
the result is still the same. Eventually,
they called a person who know to one of their neighbours,

who can speak with the soul of dead person,
who is a friend of her father.

He took a stick and
started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said
"this girl misses something here."

Then her friends told that person about her
intentions to burn her with her phone..

He then opened the grave box and
place her phone and sim card inside the casket.

After that they tried to carry the body.
It could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily.

All of us were shocked.
Priya's parents did not inform
Shankar that Priya had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....
Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today.
Cook something nice for me.
Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today,
I wanna surprise her."

Her mother replied.....
"You come home first, I wanna tell you
something very important."

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool.

He was laughing and said "dont try to
fool me - tell Priya to come out,
i have a gift for her.
Please stop this nonsense".

Then they show him the original
death certificate to him.

They gave him proof to make him believe.
(Shankar started to sweat)

He said... "Its not true.
We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang.
"see this is from Priya, see this...."

he showed the phone to priya's family.
all of them told him to answer.
he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya n there is no way
others could use her sim card since it is nailed.

Inside the grave box they were so shocked
and asked for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns)
help again.

He brought his master to solve this matter.
He & his master worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing
which really shocked them...


Hutch has the best coverage.

Where ever you go, our network follows!!!


Don't shout on me I am also looking for the person
who has sent me this mail....so what you can do...
you should also forward this mail to all
your nears and dears...and enjoy...
like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAH

DEATH

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was
preparing to

Leave the examination room and said,

Doctor, I am afraid to die.

Tell me what lies on the other side.'

Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know.'

'You don't know? You, a devout man,

Do not know what is on the other side?'

The doctor was holding the handle of the door;

On the other side came a sound of scratching and
whining,

And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the
room

And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said,

'Did you notice my dog?

He's never been in this room before.

He didn't know what was inside.

He knew nothing except that his master was here,

And when the door opened,
he sprang in without fear.

I know little of what is on the other side of death,

But I do know one thing..

I know my Master is there and that is enough.'


WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT…

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GENDER SWAPPING

GENDER SWAPPING


A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.

And further jealous of her, as she received lot of
Women's Day wishes and compliments
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

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"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours 
while my wife merely stays at home. 
I want her to know what I go through. 
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!"

Poof!!!
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

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The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,

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cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,

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Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,

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Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, 
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

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Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

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Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries,

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Paid the bills and balanced the check book...

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He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1.00pm

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And he hurried to make the beds...

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...do the laundry...

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vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor...

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...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an 
argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and...

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...got the kids organized to do their homework. Then,

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set up the ironing board and watched
 TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm,

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he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad...

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...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,

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He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher...

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...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm,

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He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, 
he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning,
he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

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"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. 
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. 
Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and 
I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. 
You'll just have to wait NINE MONTHS, though. 
You got pregnant last night."
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