Love is the bridge between two hearts.

Love is like the beginning of a book,

so exciting to find out what's going 

to happen, and always ends happly 

ever after 

 Love is when all you care 

about is that one person, no one 

could hurt you more and yet no

one can make you happier

Love is like a roller coaster.

Once you have completed the ride,
you want to go again.
Love is not measured by how you feel,
but how you make the other person feel.
Your lover should
not complete you,
but compliment you   

Forever is not a word...

rather a place where two lovers
go when true love takes them there.

i don't miss
you and you alone;
I miss you and me together.

If you love me or someone,

do not put their name in a heart
because hearts can be broken,
instead put their name in a circle,
because circles go on forever.

Anyone can be passionate,
but it takes real lovers to be silly..

I found a friend who made me smile.

We fell in love,
it's quite worthwhile!
For he is mine forvermore;
a friend, a lover, mi amor!

I know I can't be there,
Baby, it's alright,
I'll be waiting for you tonight.
i pray that you'll be there,
when I close my eyes,
meet me in my dreams tonight.

Love is the bridge

between two hearts.

The goodbyes are
what make the hellos so wonderful.

Absence makes 

Hum Nazuk Nazuk Dil wale

Hum Nazuk Nazuk Dil wale

Bas aise hi to hote hain...

Kabi Hanste hain Kabi Rote hain

 Kabi Dil mai Khuwab pirotey hain

 

Kabi Mehfil Mehfil phirtey hian,

Kabi Raat mai Tanha hote hain

Kabi Chup ki Mohrr lagate hain,

Kabi Geet Labon per latey hian

 

 

Kabi Sab ka Dil Behlatey hain,

Kabi Khood mai Tanha hote hain

Kabi Shab-Bhar Jagte rehte hain,

 Kabi Lambi Taan ker sotey hain

 

 

Hum Nazuk Nazuk Dil wale

 Bas aise hi to hote hain

Kabi Hanste hain Kabi Rote hain

 Kabi Dil mai Khuwab pirotey hain

God's Pharmacy! Amazing!

God left us a great clue as to what foods 

help what part of our body!

God's Pharmacy! Amazing!

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. 

The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just

 like the human eye... and YES, science now shows 

carrots greatly enhance blood flow

 to and function of the eyes.

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. 

The heart has four chambers and is red. 

All of the research shows tomatoes are

 loaded with lycopine and are indeed 

pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape 

of the heart. Each grape looks like a 

blood cell and all of the research today 

shows grapes are also profound 

heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, 

a left and right hemisphere, upper 

cerebrums and lower cerebellums.

Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut 

are just like the neo-cortex. We now know 

walnuts help develop more than three (3) 

dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help 

maintain kidney function and yes, 

they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more

 look just like bones. These foods specifically 

target bone strength. Bones are

 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. 

If you don't have enough sodium in your diet,

 the body pulls it from the bones,

 thus making them weak. 

These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the 

health and function of the womb and 

cervix of the female - they look just like

 these organs. Today's research shows

 that when a woman eats one avocado a 

week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted 

birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers. 

And how profound is this?  It takes exactly 

nine (9) months to grow an avocado 

from blossom to ripened fruit. 

There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical 

constituents of nutrition in each one 

of these foods (modern science has only 

studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in 

twos when they grow. Figs increase 

the mobility of male sperm and increase 

the numbers of Sperm as 

well to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas 

and actually balance the 

glycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and

 function of the ovaries.

Oranges, Grapefruits, and other 

Citrus fruits look just like the mammary 

glands of the female and actually 

assist the health of the breasts and the 

movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like the body's cells. 

Today's research shows onions help 

clear waste materials from all of the body 

cells. They even produce tears which 

wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. 

A working companion, Garlic, also 

helps eliminate waste materials and 

dangerous free radicals from the body.

Sulie Or Julie

Story is narrated in fulltoo Bambaiyaa Ishtyle

Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai.

Ben log maane………Judwaa. 

Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie

ekdum Smart, bole to jhakaas rapchik piece

aur Sulie bole to ekdum halki re.

To kya hota hai maloom, Sulie thee bachpan

se, woh kya bolte hain usko..Stubborn

bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi rehti hai.

To julie jo bhi maangti hai na

Sulie ko woh maangta-ich hai.

Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta

tha…

Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta

hai…..

Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.

To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka

ke saath hota hai.

Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se

shaadi banatha hai. 

Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.

Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai.

Pati salla bechara garib.

Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh

Fridge khareed leta hai.

Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner

khareed dalti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.

Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko

tapka daloongi.

Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar

leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai……! ..

Ab Julie car khareedti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.

Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi

saala karega kya,

baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi

khareedta hai.

Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus

khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai….

Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.

Bolta hai “Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat

bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak.

Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega.

Apun jaa rahela hai kya, yeda samjha hai kya,

To Sulie ko chorke woh chala jaata hai.

Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa

market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai……

To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din

picnic ko jaata hai.

Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko

jaata hai.

Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main

steering wheel gaayab,seat gaayab, gear gaayab…

sab kuch ghayab!!

Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti

hai………..

Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko

kya bolti hai??

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* * * Abe soch…… * * *

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